Toddlers and Tiaras Ickiness
This stupid bitch is suing several gossip sites, saying that THEY’RE sexualizing her daughter. Wait? What??! THEY are sexualizing her…
Grandma Groovin’ to Party Rock
Last month, someone posted a video of their 90-year-old grandmother wearing a red, velour jump suit, and dancing to “Party…
Cheese producers are saying “WTF, Why us?!” The billboards say “Your Abs On Cheese” and show an unsightly belly. There’s…
Count Dracula, Diiirrrrrty
I think our brains play a trick on us with this one. It sounds like the Count is really saying…
Bad Ass Violinist
Some guys would’ve thrown a fit and stormed off stage (and, personally, I think they’d be justified in doing so)…
VW Super Bowl Ad (featuring dogs)
You know how sex sells right? I mean, that’s a no brainer. I’ve always thought, however, that dogs sell better.…
Google Earth Cruise Ship
The captain of the ship said – ARE YOU READY FOR THIS???? – “I tripped and FELL INTO the life…
Kid Beat Up By Many
Two cowards are in the new today: 1) The Captain of the Italian cruis ship for abandoning ship and 2)…
Lionel Richie’s “Hello”
Can you imagine the time it took to do this??! It makes me wonder if this individual is gainfully employed?…
_ussy Groom
Oh man, if I was this chick, I’d file for an annulment right there. Done. Over. First of all, how…
