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		<title>Bloody Marys</title>
		<link>http://lazer993.com/2013/05/21/bloody-marys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:45:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>erinb</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Leslie]]></category>

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		<title>TV Host Drinks Breast Milk</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:18:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>leslieh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Leslie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s difficult to believe this man is straight and married, but he is. With that said, how do you think&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s difficult to believe this man is straight and married, but he is. With that said, how do you think his wife felt about this little stunt?</p>
<p><a href="http://gawker.com/talk-show-host-drinks-breast-milk-directly-from-the-sou-508929260">click here</a></p>
<p>Leslie</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>New STP Singer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 15:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>erinb</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Leslie]]></category>

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		<title>She&#8217;s Too Hot To Work (or so she thinks)</title>
		<link>http://lazer993.com/2013/05/20/shes-too-hot-to-work-or-so-she-thinks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>leslieh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Leslie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This woman thinks she&#8217;s too hot to work. Men won&#8217;t stop hitting on her and women are intimidated. Umm&#8230;on what&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This woman thinks she&#8217;s too hot to work. Men won&#8217;t stop hitting on her and women are intimidated. Umm&#8230;on what planet is this woman living?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2327173/The-woman-claims-pretty-job-Graduate-hounded-sex-pests-jealous-females.html">click here</a></p>
<p>Leslie</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>99 Days of Summer Text Rules</title>
		<link>http://lazer993.com/2013/05/17/99-days-of-summer-text-rules/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:20:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To Enter text THRILLS to 77000. Message and data rates may apply. A text received will be chosen at random&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To Enter text THRILLS to 77000. Message and data rates may apply. A text received will be chosen at random each weekday afternoon (excluding holidays) between May 28<sup>th</sup> 2013 and August 30<sup>th</sup> 2013 at approximately 3:20PM.  The cell phone number from the chosen text will be called.  If we are unable to speak with the contestant who sent the text within 5 minutes from the time we dial that contestant’s cell number, then the prize will be forfeited and another random text will be chosen with the same procedure until a winner is determined.  Grand prize is a pair of one-day passes to Six Flags New England in Agawam, MA, with a retail value of $109.98.  Must be 18 years of age or older and have not won any other prizes from the radio station in the last 30 days or any prize valued at $600 or more in the past 6 months.  Any prize awarded to an ineligible listener will be deemed null and void and an alternate eligible winner may be named.  Employees of WLZX, The Springfield Rocks Radio Group, and its ultimate parent company, Saga Communications, Inc., their advertising agencies, affiliates, contest sponsors, employees and immediate families of each, and employees of all media of mass communication within a one hundred mile radius of the WLZX main studio are not eligible to win any contest.  Immediate family includes the spouse, great-grandparents, grandparents, parents, brothers, sisters, children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren of the employee and his/her spouse. This also includes individuals for whom the employee is current legal guardian.  Good luck, from Lazer 99.3.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Metallica Memorial Day Weekend</title>
		<link>http://lazer993.com/2013/05/17/metallica-memorial-day-weekend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 17:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It’s a Metallica Memorial Day Weekend, and it’s only on Lazer 99.3!]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Starting Friday at 3 with Pat Kelly, listen to Lazer 99.3 all weekend long for Metallica music to ignite every hour.</p>
<p>Plus, go wall to wall with Mandatory Metallica Madness each night at 11PM!</p>
<p>This weekend is long, and strong&#8230; It’s a Metallica Memorial Day Weekend, and it’s only on Lazer 99.3!</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>99 Days of Summer</title>
		<link>http://lazer993.com/2013/05/17/99-days-of-summer/</link>
		<comments>http://lazer993.com/2013/05/17/99-days-of-summer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 17:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Listen to Lazer all summer long for details on how to grab your share of the tickets, trips, and T&#38;A!]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left">Lazer 99.3 presents the 99 Days Of Summer beginning Memorial Day Weekend!</p>
<p>Listen to Lazer all summer long for details on how to grab your share of the tickets, trips, and T&amp;A!</p>
<p>We’ll take you to the hottest shows, let you show off the hottest tans, and fly you to the hottest spots on the map&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>And, we&#8217;re giving away a pair of Six Flags tickets every weekday!  If you wanna win, just text THRILLS to 77000 and listen to Pat Kelly each afternoon starting May 28th!</strong></p>
<p>The 99 Days Of Summer, powered by Six Flags New England and only on Lazer 99.3, Everything That Rocks!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.sixflags.com/newEngland/index.aspx" target="_blank"><img class="size-full wp-image-4323 aligncenter" style="border: 0px none" alt="six flags 99 days logo" src="http://lazer993.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/10/files/2013/05/six-flags-99-days-logo.jpg" width="200" height="200" /></a><a href="http://lazer993.com/2013/05/17/99-days-of-summer-text-rules/">Contest Rules here.</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Reservoir Tresspassing</title>
		<link>http://lazer993.com/2013/05/17/reservoir-tresspassing/</link>
		<comments>http://lazer993.com/2013/05/17/reservoir-tresspassing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 15:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>erinb</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Leslie]]></category>

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		<title>Pot Cookies Prank</title>
		<link>http://lazer993.com/2013/05/17/pot-cookies-prank/</link>
		<comments>http://lazer993.com/2013/05/17/pot-cookies-prank/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 14:12:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>leslieh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Leslie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One of the hosts of the &#8220;Today&#8221; show in Australia messed with his co-host&#8217;s teleprompter script the other day .&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of the hosts of the <strong><em>&#8220;Today&#8221;</em></strong> show in Australia messed with his co-host&#8217;s teleprompter script the other day . . . just like what <strong>Christina Applegate</strong> <a href="http://youtu.be/NMXRxNbPvGI" target="_blank">does</a> to <strong>Will Ferrell</strong> in <strong><em>&#8220;Anchorman&#8221;</em></strong>.  <strong><em>(WARNING:  That clip has an unedited F-BOMB at 1:34.)</em></strong></p>
<p>The Aussie co-host&#8217;s on-script flub was a little more PG-13 though.  She was talking about a soccer match in Amsterdam, and the extra line he added was, quote, &#8220;How good are the COOKIES there?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Powerball Giveaway Rules</title>
		<link>http://lazer993.com/2013/05/16/powerball-giveaway-rules/</link>
		<comments>http://lazer993.com/2013/05/16/powerball-giveaway-rules/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:11:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Message and data rates may apply. A text received will be chosen at random at 3pm on May 17th.  The&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Message and data rates may apply. A text received will be chosen at random at 3pm on May 17th.  The cell phone number from the chosen text will be called.  If we are unable to speak with the contestant who sent the text within 5 minutes from the time we dial that contestant’s cell number, then the prize will be forfeited and another random text will be chosen with the same procedure until a winner is determined.  Grand prize is 50 “Quick Pick” Powerball tickets, with a retail value of $100, good for the Saturday, May 18th Powerball drawing and will be available beginning the next business day.  Must be 18 years of age or older and have not won any other prizes from the radio station in the last 30 days or any prize valued at $600 or more in the past 6 months.  Any prize awarded to an ineligible listener will be deemed null and void and an alternate eligible winner may be named.  Employees of WLZX, The Springfield Rocks Radio Group, and its ultimate parent company, Saga Communications, Inc., their advertising agencies, affiliates, contest sponsors, employees and immediate families of each, and employees of all media of mass communication within a one hundred mile radius of the WLZX main studio are not eligible to win any contest.  Immediate family includes the spouse, great-grandparents, grandparents, parents, brothers, sisters, children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren of the employee and his/her spouse. This also includes individuals for whom the employee is current legal guardian.  Good luck, from Lazer 99.3.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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