– Actually, to be more specific, she was knocked out by her loser friend. I must add I use the word “friend” loosely here. If you’re going to shove your friend’s face into a cake, do you really have to do it that hard? Furthermore, when your friend fails to extract her face from the cake, wouldn’t you think it’s time to help her to do so? It’s pretty difficult to breathe when your face is embedded in confection. Of particular concern, is the friend who decides now is the best time to start to eating it. Yeah, while her “Bestie” may be suffocating to death, she can’t keep her fat little paws off the thing.