Girls Wipe Out Again and Again and…

Ok, before you feminists get all up in my grill, need I remind you that this little jock rant thingy is a venue where I can express myself. MYself.  So, don’t be writing me “Leslie, you suck, blah blah blah. Women are just as capable as men…blah, blah, blah.” This is MY rant where I can express my opinion, just as you’re entitled to do in your rant. So, here goes..(that was my disclaimer for all the jackasses and their ensuing hate mail) Women are NOT as gifted or skilled as men when doing particular things, those things being – sports related and involving hand/eye coordination… our reaction time is far slower, our ability to navigate an obstacle course and react quickly and efficiently sucks compared to guys. Women aren’t MEANT to ride dirt bikes over logs. We excell at many things that are a struggle for men.  Arts and crafts, arranging flowers, decorating, baking, any craft that requires attention to detail. You get the idea.  We are also good at many other things professionally speaking. Sure, women make great historians, anthropologists, forensic scientists, etc. HOWEVER…for the MOST part, women suck at doing the very things men excell at doing. Can Serena Williams blast a tennis ball?  Can Lindsy Vonn race down hill slalom with the best  of ‘em? Of course. But, generally speaking, GENERALLY speaking – women are seen in their best light when they’re doing “womanly” things. So, girlfriends, put on some make up, tidy up the house and start making  dinner. Our forte is home making for a reason.  It’s what our genes dictate we do. Riding dirt bikes through obstacle courses? Ahhh…No. Nothing in our genes says this is a smart idea, as can be seen in the following video. It’s just not in the blood ladies! So, give it up, go home and bake a blueberry pie already (oh, and look pretty doing it).

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Leslie

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